department； and all thereto pertaining。
The thing took acomordingly。 No poor； simple； virtuous body was ever cajoled by the attentions of an electioneering politician with more ease than Aunt Chloe was won over by Master Sam’s suavities； and if he had been the prodigal son himself； he could not have been overwhelmed with more maternal bountifulness； and he soon found himself seated； happy and glorious； over a large tin pan； containing a sort of olla podrida of all that had appeared on the table for two or three days past。 Savory morsels of ham； golden blocks of corn…cake； fragments of pie of every conceivable mathematical figure； chicken wings； gizzards； and drumsticks； all appeared in picturesque confusion； and Sam； as monarch of all he surveyed； sat with his palm…leaf cocked rejoicingly to one side； and patronizing Andy at his right hand。
The kitchen was full of all his compeers； who had hurried and crowded in； from the various cabins； to hear the termination of the day’s exploits。 Now was Sam’s hour of glory。 The story of the day was rehearsed； with all kinds of ornament and varnishing which might be necessary to heighten its effect； for Sam； like some of our fashionable dilettanti； never allowed a story to lose any of its gilding by passing through his hands。 Roars of laughter attended the narration； and were taken up and prolonged by all the smaller fry； who were lying； in any quantity； about on the floor； or perched in every corner。 In the height of the uproar and laughter； Sam； however； preserved an immovable gravity； only from time to time rolling his eyes up； and giving his auditors divers inexpressibly droll glances； without departing from the sententious elevation of his oratory。
“Yer see； fellow…countrymen；” said Sam； elevating a turkey’s leg； with energy； “yer see； now what dis yer chile ’s up ter； for fendin’ yer all；—yes； all on yer。 For him as tries to get one o’ our people is as good as tryin’ to get all； yer see the principle ’s de same；—dat ar’s clar。 And any one o’ these yer drivers that comes smelling round arter any our people； why； he’s got me in his way； I’m the feller he’s got to set in with；—I’m the feller for yer all to come to； bredren；—I’ll stand up for yer rights；—I’ll fend ’em to the last breath！”
“Why； but Sam； yer telled me； only this mornin’； that you’d help this yer Mas’r to cotch Lizy； seems to me yer talk don’t hang together；” said Andy。
“I tell you now； Andy；” said Sam； with awful superiority； “don’t yer be a talkin’ ’bout what yer don’t know nothin’ on； boys like you； Andy； means well； but they can’t be spected to collusitate the great principles of action。”
Andy looked rebuked； particularly by the hard word collusitate； which most of the youngerly members of the company seemed to consider as a settler in the case； while Sam proceeded。
“Dat ar was conscience； Andy； when I thought of gwine arter Lizy； I railly spected Mas’r was sot dat way。 When I found Missis was sot the contrar； dat ar was conscience more yet；—cause fellers allers gets more by stickin’ to Missis’ side；—so yer see I ’s persistent either way； and sticks up to conscience； and holds on to principles。 Yes； principles；” said Sam； giving an enthusiastic toss to a chicken’s neck；—“what’s principles good for； if we isn’t persistent； I wanter know？ Thar； Andy； you may have dat ar bone；—tan’t picked quite clean。”
Sam’s audience hanging on his words with open mouth； he could not but proceed。
“Dis yer matter ’bout persistence； feller…niggers；” said Sam； with the air of one entering into an abstruse subject； “dis yer ’sistency ’s a thing what an’t seed into very clar； by most anybody。 Now； yer see； when a feller stands up for a thing one day and night； de contrar de next； folks ses （and nat’rally enough dey ses）； why he an’t persistent；—hand me dat ar bit o’ corn…cake； Andy。 But let’s look inter it。 I hope the gen’lmen and der fair sex will scuse my usin’ an or’nary sort o’ ’parison。 Here！ I’m a trying to get top o’ der hay。 Wal； I puts up my larder dis yer side； ’tan’t no go；—den； cause I don’t try dere no more； but puts my larder right de contrar side； an’t I persistent？ I’m persistent in wantin’ to get up which ary side my larder is； don’t you see； all on yer？”
“It’s the only thing ye ever was persistent in； Lord knows！” muttered Aunt Chloe； who was getting rather restive； the merriment of the evening being to her somewhat after the Scripture comparison；—like “vinegar upon nitre。”
“Yes； indeed！” said Sam； rising； full of supper and glory； for a closing effort。 “Yes； my feller…citizens and ladies of de other sex in general； I has principles；—I’m proud to ’oon ’em；—they ’s perquisite to dese yer times； and ter all times。 I has principles； and I sticks to ’em like forty；—jest anything that I thinks is principle； I goes in to ’t；—I wouldn’t mind if dey burnt me ’live；—I’d walk right up to de stake； I would； and say； here I comes to shed my last blood fur my principles； fur my country； fur de gen’l interests of society。”
“Well；” said Aunt Chloe； “one o’ yer principles will have to be to get to bed some time tonight； and not be a keepin’ everybody up till mornin’； now； every one of you young uns that don’t want to be cracked； had better be scase； mighty sudden。”
“Niggers！ all on yer；” said Sam； waving his palm…leaf with benignity； “I give yer my blessin’； go to bed now； and be good boys。”
And； with this pathetic benediction； the assembly dispersed。
Chapter 9
In Which It Appears That a Senator Is But a Man
The light of the cheerful fire shone on the rug and carpet of a cosey parlor； and glittered on the sides of the tea…cups and well…brightened tea…pot； as Senator Bird was drawing off his boots； preparatory to inserting his feet in a pair of new handsome slippers； which his wife had been working for him while away on his senatorial tour。 Mrs。 Bird； looking the very picture of delight； was superintending the arrangements of the table； ever and anon mingling admonitory remarks to a number of frolicsome juveniles； who were effervescing in all those modes of untold gambol and mischief that have astonished mothers ever since the flood。
“Tom； let the door…knob alone；—there’s a man！ Mary！ Mary！ don’t pull the cat’s tail；—poor pussy！ Jim； you mustn’t climb on that table；—no； no！—You don’t know； my dear； what a surprise it is to us all； to see you here tonight！” said she； at last； when she found a space to say something to her husband。
“Yes； yes； I thought I’d just make a run down； spend the night； and have a little comfort at home。 I’m tired to death； and my head aches！”
Mrs。 Bird cast a glance at a camphor…bottle； which stood in the half…open closet； and appeared to meditate an approach to it； but her husband interposed。
“No； no； Mary； no doctoring！ a cup of your good hot tea； and some of our good home living； is what I want。 It’s a tiresome business； this legislating！”
And the senator smiled； as if he rather liked the idea of considering himself a sacrifice to his country。
“Well；” said his wife； after the business of the tea…table was getting rather slack； “and what have they been